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"How
to Drive the 405"
Combine! sense of humor and patience
Add! sound system and air conditioning
Blend! Excedrin and Jolt Cola
Mix Well! working brakes and uninsured motorist coverage
Generous Dose! prayer
Season As Needed! Handgun
Simmer until done.
Note on this piece: the
pictures are actually of the I-105. Also, given the
way-too-frequent freeway shootings, a less aggressive version
was created where the last line reads: Season As Needed! Middle
finger". Although, with road rage being what it is, the
outcome would probably be the same.
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